Thursday, December 10, 2009

Who else is a fan of Shirley Q. Liquor?

"How you durrin'?"



"She" is quite controversial - a White man in Black drag, showcasing a character who is, as he has described her, "an inarticulate Black woman on welfare with 19 kids."



The comic who created Shirley is Chuck Knipp (pronounced with a hard K, like in Evel Knievel). At first he performed as Shirley on radio. That eventually lead to stand-up, so while he tried figuring out how to perform Shirley live, he concluded that he'd have to dress in drag to make her come to life.



You should see his getup, it's HILARIOUS!!! She basically looks like a Black version of Mimi Bobek Carey from The Drew Carey Show.



All of this sounds pretty controversial, and to some, it is. This is basically a modern-day minstrel show, with a twist. The twist is that the artist (Knipp) isn't making fun of his character or her race, he's making fun of how some racists view Black people. Basically, he's making fun of racism altogether, and giving his audience a damn good laugh!



Who else is a fan of Shirley Q. Liquor?opera cd



ME!!



By the way, me and Shirley Q. Liquor have the same name!

Ford GT vs. Ferrari?

Comparing a Ford GT to a Ferrari 430. Yeah lets get right down to the line, a Ford GT is an F1 a Ferrari F430 is not. The Ford GT is the slowest of the F1 Family, but for two reasons this review of the Ford vs Ferrari has gotten out of hand. One the Ford GT is the



best car Ford makes, while the F430 is not Ferrari's best car. As I said before the Ford GT is an F1, and the F430 is an exotic. Lets compare it to Ferrari's best car(which is also in the F1 class) the FFX. If the Ford GT was to out perform this car, then Ford would have bragging rights. This just goes to show that yahoo jumped the gun yet again, and better hope ferrari doesn't find out about this or they will probably be sewed.



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Whats your question?



Ford GT vs. Ferrari?met opera opera theaterFord all the way. Beat Ferrari in the sixties, adn they can do it again. Report It


i think ferrari is the best. Report It


ford have it hard Report It


i don't like ferrari so i will have to take Ford GT
Ferrari 430.
watch topgear video where they test the ford gt, zonda, and 430. Jeremy clarkson actually bought a gt. depends on what aspects of the car you have at the top of your list. even tho the 430 is lowest car in Ferrari lineup - it by far is not a bad car
Both of them is different.... Each car tells a different story.... Ferrari ....... mad car... the roar..... Ford GT ..... the strip...... the shape......On come on both have different history........ But i'll take Ford GT.....
doesn't mean jack



this comparison doesn't mean anything to anyone looking to buy a regular car. They're not functional vehicles for the common layman. Both cars are cheaper than paying your insurance and fuel for them.
No Ford Neither Ferrari...



Just "Ballistic" MTB.



I mn my Bike Dont u know how it sucker Flies...!?



u cn c it's pix on my 360...
The obvious answer, of course, is that both of these vehicles, like all other automobiles, are worthless piles of junk. As all automobiles use an inordinate amount of resources (metal, rubber, fuel, etc.) to move a very limited number of persons (sometimes several, most often ONE) along a given path, it is important that they be phased out. First would be the elimination of any public funds being allocated to subsidize their use (new streets and highways, pothole repairs, public parking structures, etc.), with the those funds being diverted to establishment of new mass transit operations and the improvement of existing modes.



The stupid cars you cite, the Ferrari Humdrum 500 and the latest Ford Excretion, serve absolutely no practical purpose, as it is illegal and obviously dangerous for anyone to own or operate a vehicle capable of exceeding the highest given speed limit. Until 'cars' are phased out, the highest speed limit must be dropped back to 55mph in order to save lives, and any person found in possesion of a vehicle capable of exceeding 55mph should be barred from ever driving again and the 'car' in question confiscated and destroyed. Learn to walk and/or take public transit--you will begin to look and feel better immediately. Good luck!
Ford GT
The whole Ford GT and Ferrari thing started in the 1960 era Ford tried to buy Ferrari they refused to sell so Ford built the GT40 to



to compete with Ferrari out of anger or whatever the reason but if my memory serves me right the GT40 won the championship in 1966 Ford had the bragging rights but the Ford Gt would be my pic at least the name is associated with America even if the car was not built here

Call of Duty 4 PS3 Online?

I am tryin to find online matchs for Call of Duty 4 and what happens is I just start a Team Deathmatch or Free For All and wait and wait for more players that never show..... Is there like a search for current games that I can perform to log into games quicker.... I have yet to log into a game with other players and I have been trying for an hour... my PSN is



them80



Call of Duty 4 PS3 Online?theater seating



x1supermanx



Call of Duty 4 PS3 Online?lyric opera opera theatermines psn is daddy313 Report It


I am having the same problem. I believe that the server for online play is down or full today. I hope so because if not then i dont know what else it could be.
my psn



is galeana55



add me to your friends so



then we



can tart our own games
I hope the servers are just down. The main reason I bought the game was for the online play, if it won't work, I wasted 60 dollars on what appears to be a very short campaign. My PSN is jamonett.. add me to your all's friend's list so we can play online!.. I'm assuming if you create a private game, it works.. hopefully.
same **** here I called Infinity ward and some guy said that the server is messing up but that it should be back to normal within a day or two. PSN: LeatherNeck44
Same here, I've been trying to get online for a while but just not working. Add me



htown_rollin_tx



I'm pretty good
i got tha same prob, i request everybody that put there name downmine is pharoriq11
i get the problem,



my PSN is thsk_morinaga
I have the same problem- lets all hope that it will be fixed soon!



My account is: Berkeleykid16



Add me plz!
same here, add me psn is djsiksens
Same here, it sucks... add me...



PSN: Moorfiend
Same deal. Spyy22 add me plz.
whea ive got the same prob whats up with that



account: itsowningtime



add me i have no friends *crying*
I too have just purchased this game and experiencing the same problems. I have found if you exit the lobby and then re enter that you can get it to pop. how ever it doesnt alway happen immedently.
this **** happen with me too



wtf



i waited 2 hours nohting
same problem..i've added you all..and everyone add me



brettjr2005
There is no search for current games so your stuck with the lobby idea. The reason why it's hard to find a game is because not much play team deathmatch or free for all. It's easy to find games in ground wars, team objective, team tactical and search and destroy. My PSN is MOB_squampya.
Same invite me



PSN:karagounis7
Likewise. How brutal is that?



Add: Squid_League



Thanks!

KI/Chi/Chakra?

Ok,



im not retarted but



i know naruto is fake,



but if chakra isnt used like it is on that show,



then could we substitute that energy with ki/chi



and then perform some of the things they do on naruto??



LOOK dont answer with a smart *** comment hoes!



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Chakras are the 7 main energy centers of the body according to Eastern medicine.



They are in the center of the body, starting at the base of the spine and running up to the top of the head.



1 - Root or Base Chakra



The Root or Base Chakra is about being physically there and feeling at home in situations. If it is open, you feel grounded, stable and secure. You don't unnecessarily distrust people. You feel present in the here and now and connected to your physical body. You feel you have sufficient territory.



If you tend to be fearful or nervous, your Root chakra is probably under-active. You'd easily feel unwelcome.



If this chakra is over-active, you may be very materialistic and greedy. You're probably obsessed with being secure and resist change.



2 - Sacral Chakra



The Sacral Chakra is about feeling and sexuality. When it is open, your feelings flow freely, and are expressed without you being over-emotional. You are open to intimacy and you can be passionate and lively. You have no problems dealing with your sexuality.



If you tend to be stiff and unemotional or have a "poker face," the Sacral Chakra is under-active. You're not very open to people.



If this Chakra is over-active, you tend to be emotional all the time. You'll feel emotionally attached to people and you can be very sexual.



3 - Navel or Solar Plexus Chakra



The Navel or Solar Plexus Chakra is about asserting yourself in a group. When it is open, you feel in control and you have sufficient self esteem.



When the Navel or Solar Plexus Chakra is under-active, you tend to be passive and indecisive. You're probably timid and don't get what you want.



If this Chakra is over-active, you are domineering and probably even aggressive.



4 - Heart Chakra



The Heart Chakra is about love, kindness and affection. When it is open, you are compassionate and friendly, and you work at harmonious relationships.



When your Heart Chakra is under-active, you are cold and distant.



If this Chakra is over-active, you are suffocating people with your love and your love probably has quite selfish reasons.



5 - Throat Chakra



The Throat Chakra is about self-expression and talking. When it is open, you have no problems expressing yourself, and you might be doing so as an artist.



When this Chakra is under-active, you tend not to speak much, and you probably are introverted and shy. Not speaking the truth may block this Chakra.



If this Chakra is over-active, you tend to speak too much, usually to domineer and keep people at a distance. You're a bad listener if this is the case.



6 - Third Eye Chakra



The Third Eye Chakra is about insight and visualization. When it is open, you have a good intuition. You may tend to fantasize.



If it is under-active, you're not very good at thinking for yourself, and you may tend to rely on authorities. You may be rigid in your thinking, relying on beliefs too much. You might even get confused easily.



If this Chakra is over-active, you may live in a world of fantasy too much. In excessive cases hallucinations are possible.



7 - Crown Chakra



The Crown Chakra is about wisdom and being one with the world. When this Chakra is open, you are unprejudiced and quite aware of the world and yourself.



If it is under-active, you're not very aware of spirituality. You're probably quite rigid in your thinking.



If this Chakra is over-active, you are probably intellectualizing things too much. You may be addicted to spirituality and are probably ignoring your bodily needs.



Love %26amp; Blessings



Milly



KI/Chi/Chakra?opera house opera theater



Yes, You are right; however,"chakra" is in Sanscrit and KI in Japaneese,Chi or Qui is in Chinese, in Sanscrit life energy is refered as Prana and it flows alond nadis (meridians in Chineese philosophy); common language will help you to study energy flow in martial arts and in energy healing.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qi



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qi#Qi_in_ma...



http://theamt.com/modules.php?name=News%26amp;...



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindu_philo...



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nadis



I hope it helps.

IF JESUs IS SUPPOSED TO BE PERFECT AND SINLESS, WHY DID HE LIE SO MUCH?

Why did Jesus lie to his brothers about going to Jerusalem (John 7:8-10) Did God the Father send a lying spirit, as he did in 1 Kings? Like Father, like Son?



Why did Jesus, by his own admission, break the Sabbath law (John 5:16-18) This puts the lie to the Christian idea that the perfect Jesus fulfilled the whole Law, and therefore was a suitable unblemished sacrifice for our sins.



Why did Jesus say the ruler's daughter was not dead? (Matt 9:18-25; Luke 8:41-56) Either Jesus lied, or he performed no miracle, but the context clearly shows that it was understood to be a miracle.



IF JESUs IS SUPPOSED TO BE PERFECT AND SINLESS, WHY DID HE LIE SO MUCH?hollywood theater



"I have obeyed my Father's commands, and I remain in his love. In the same way, if you obey my commands, you will remain in my love" (John 15:10 NCV)



Jesus did not break the Sabbath, only the Jewish traditions about it.



Jesus knew that Death was like a sleep in that when one dies, they are only unconscious.



"For the living know that they will die; But the dead know nothing, And they have no more reward, For the memory of them is forgotten." (Ecclesiastes 9: 5 NKJV)



I think that takes care of that question.



IF JESUs IS SUPPOSED TO BE PERFECT AND SINLESS, WHY DID HE LIE SO MUCH?opera.com opera theater



Why arent you in bed asleep already?
Because he was Hitler with Schizophrenia.
Whoever said that he was supposed to be perfect?



See, you're the guy who makes us athiests look bad.
CLUE: He did not lie at all.
Jesus was perfect - only unbelievers like you could come up with such questions:



Check out http://www.johnfourteen.com from John 14 in the Bible



Look at "Studies in the Bible" and "Lessons from the Pulpit"



many answers to everyday life can be found there.
I believe that Jesus teachings have been corrupted by humans.
CHECK OUT THE JEW QEUSTION IN NEWS AND EVENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My NIV Bible doesn't portray Jesus as a liar. And neither do the other versions I've read.
dude get over it..



he did not lie..



read it again..



you are just misinformed...
Ah, your the demon worshipping (allah) guy that calls Revelation a "chapter" roflmao. Too funny. Why don't you have Muhammed bend over and kiss his Brown eye?
it doesnt say he is perfect and sinless really. he was human also. he taught by example with many things...it is all how you choose to percieve. without judgement . and with knowing he was human
Show me where He lied.
Jesus didn't lie. He was making a point, that being that He was God sent in the flesh and that He did not have to follow the Law because He was the fulfillment of it.



Why are you asking this anyway? I don't think you want an answer. I think you just want to argue. Please don't do that. We all have a right to believe whatever we want, including you, including people who believe Jesus is the perfect Son of God.
I don't believe in what you say. some vicious person has manipulated the text. Jesus is a perfect man.
You are misinterpreting those scriptures... you can't take one or two verses and prove that Jesus was a liar... you have to consider the entire passage in context... I'm not gonna do your research for you... get ya a good concordance and study it for yourself...



Stop making accusations about things you don't understand...
Jesus Christ was the sabbath you knucklehead ,he gave us rest ,! why do you read the scriptures if you dont believe in them ,are you really that dumb , go to the UFO section and prove them that big foot dont exist , atheist must have the dullest life possible
Do you want a serious answer?? Or are you messing up all these verses on purpose??



Jesus didn't lie just read the verse.



"When His bretheren WERE gone up (WERE is PAST TENSE) They had gone already!! So Jesus didn't go WITH them, He waited until they left... because it wasn't time yet



Jesus DIDN'T break the Sabbath He HEALED on the Sabbath and it was the religious leaders that THOUGHT He was breaking the Sabbath, Jesus showed them what the Sabbath was all about.. it was made FOR man....man wasn't made FOR the Sabbath



And the daughter was NOT dead!! Notice when Paul (one of writers in Bible) refers to people in Christ who are physically dead.. he says they are 'sleeping'. So their heart is stopped and in our sense DEAD, but there spirit is still alive... like a Christian, I am alive eternally now... my body will die, but my spirit never will I am alive forever now!!! And I praise the Lord for that.



Now, go study the Bible, trust Jesus Christ and LEARN. You totally misinterpreted the above verses. This is why the bible says that it is SPIRITUALLY discerned.
Your suppositions are not based on fact.



Jesus came to replace Jewish Laws with His law. Breaking the Sabbath is replaced in that event by showing that humans sare more important than the Law.



I do believe sir you are closed minded to the subject.
he did not go to the feast the way in which his brothers had intended him to go which was to be a liberator against the roman empire because thats what they were look for you fool, his time had not yet come. you will never understand as long as you are blind.as for the girl- we do not have the words for proper translation from the original text - he in essance meant that she was not dead permanantly
The answers to this do not matter because you are only here to mock Jesus.



You must believe that Jesus died for your sins and accept Him, or none of this matters.
In vs. 9 Jesus was said to have remained in Galilee. He decided to leave after the brothers had left. Apparently He wasn't to go with them but alone. Jesus as well reiterated that the sabbath was made for man, not man for the sabbath. He was breaking the jewish (custom), not the principles of God. He as well understood what death was really about, physical death is not the end for a persons soul, it's but the beginning. He was trying to help those in the rulers family understand life from an eternal perspective.



Jesus never lied, or was even deceptive otherwise His sacrifice would have been useless.
Howdy,



The bible is filled with many contradictions, my friend.



Want to know more? http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/



Hehe!



Happy Trails!
2Co 4:3 But if our gospel be hid, it is hid to them that are lost:



In Christ in Love,



TJ57
not familiar with the first one, but on the second two:



2) he is doing the fathers work on the fathers day - which would not be breaking the sabbath law as it is set aside for the Father.



3) He told them she is 'not dead only sleeping', but clearly did not mean it literally. If I remember, the crowd laughed at him in disbelief which is what i would assume he wanted in order to show the miracle. Nobody is dead to God as he can do anything.



Do not confuse lying with teaching.
past your bed time . my opion?
he didn't lie in John 7:8 and He knew that the girl was worthy of suvival so he rose her from the dead. and breaking the law......... well he knew it wasn't right and he was the father



like a triangle Father Son Holy Spirit
No, read it again. He told His brothers, "You go up to this feast. I am not yet going to this feast, for my time has not yet fully come. When he had said these things to them, He remained in Galilee. But when His brothers had gone up, then He went also to the feast, not openly, but as it were in secret. He did not say He was not going to the feast. He said, "I am not yet going....". As for the Sabbath, Jesus rebuked the Pharisees because He asked them was it lawful to heal on the Sabbath. Jesus told them which one of you if you had a ox, ***, or sheep fall into the pit on the Sabbath would not pull it out? And a man is more valuable than one of these? Then it is "good" to heal on the Sabbath. Lastly, the ruler's daughter was dead, but remember Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead after 3 or 4 days while still in His grave clothes.
Jesus did not break the law of the sabbath. He broke the tradition of the sabbath. The sabbath was to be set aside as a day dedicated to the Lord. All the things that Jesus did in the first place were dedicated to the Lord, so his actions followed suit. In John 7, Jesus told the disciples that he wasn't yet going, not that he wasn't going at all. I actually had to pull out my greek Bible on this one, good question. The word used is ouk, which means no, but only when used to a direct yes or no question. In this instance he is responding to the the disciples urging him toward going to the feast. He was saying not yet, because the time was not quite right for him to go.



The daughter was not dead, she was sleeping, that's what Jesus said. But that doesn't necessarily just sleeping like a good night's rest. It is very possible the sleeping he was referring to was comatose. In which case yes, she wasn't dead, though she was dead for all intensive purposes, but yes, it was still a miracle.



I hope this helps your question.
I don't think I know where you are coming from in the first question. He did say He wasn't going WITH THEM right THEN (at the same time as they did.) Question two: Read the text. Jesus SAID verbal,spoken, NOT physical. Jesus spoke the healing words to him. Talking doesn't seem to be the same thing as hard labor-work. Question three: In Jesus eyes she was not dead. It is a big deal, impossible, for man to bring a person back to life especially after being dead for that period of time. But, to Jesus it was no problem. For Jesus to bring her back to life was as easy as waking up a person is for us. All it seemed like to Him was waking a sleeping person up.
Read the entirety of the scriptures and take them all in the full context of the Holy Bible. Pay particular attention in this case to the times and seasons of the Biblical feasts and their significance, what they are pointing to and why. Yeshua did not lie, He did not go to be a part of the celebration of the feast with His brothers. He went up(AFTER they had already gone up) and was the fulfillment of not only the feast of Tabernacles, but also the feasts to follow in quick succession. He did not go openly because He knew the wickedness in the hearts of those He came to save and knew that they would attempt to kill Him before the proper time(Passover). No lie there.



Yeshua IS the entire Torah(better translation is Instruction, not Law) and was and is perfect and complete in His fulfillment of it. More importantly in the case of your second misunderstanding of the scriptures, He was and is perfect in His understanding of the Torah and very commonly corrected the religious folk of the day as to their erroneous additions of man's own rules and regulations to His own perfect instruction(leaven in the loaf). He makes it clear that He is Lord over all things, including shabbat, and also that all of Torah, including the instruction to observe the sabbath(shabbat) were given not for His own benefit(what does He Himself need of any of the sacrifices or ceremonies or observances), no, they are for our benefit. To teach and to protect those who will chose to truly call on His Name. It was never His intention for his people to be held in bondage to His instruction, but to be made FREE through them. Free from what really seeks to imprison us, pride and selfishness. Read in Matthew chapter 12, Mark chapter 2, and John chapter 5. Yes, read the chapters to get a better understanding of the true meaning of His words, and not just little blurbs that are easily taken out of context and twisted.



In the case of the daughter of Jairus, you can easily see that Yeshua is relating the death of the mortal body to sleep. . To Him, raising the “dead” was just like waking someone from sleep. Definitely miraculous. This idea is conveyed in many places in the scriptures and makes the point that there IS more to life than your BRIEF time in this body and that those who call on His Name have nothing to fear of “death”. John chapter 11, Acts chapter 13 esp v.36, 1 Corinthians chapter 11 esp v.30, 1 Corinthians chapter 15 esp v. 51, 1 Thessalonians chapter 4. I hope that these words have helped to clarify these questions for anyone who is seeking to really know the Truth and not just trying to make the lies that they want to believe out as though they are true. READ, READ, READ, the scriptures people. The WHOLE picture, not just the pieces you like. And PRAY, PRAY, PRAY, for the Lord to give you understanding. Call out to Him, Yeshua(which translated means “the Salvation of YHVH(Most High God)) Do it earnestly and with humility and He will reveal Himself to you in intimacy and beauty and holiness that will free you and make you completely whole.

Does anybody know of a great Broadway tune for a pageant performance?

We are searching for a dynamic, inspirational Broadway show tune or another type of song that would be great to perform at a pageant. "Defying Gravity" is not an option but is a great example of what we are looking for.



Does anybody know of a great Broadway tune for a pageant performance?



hmmm... So you want something contemporary with a pop sound, Look at the Elton John show Aida there are some pretty songs in that show that are recognizable but aren't the overdone like Les Mis, Phantom, Wicked, Cats, there is a really lovely song in the Scarlet Pimpernel "When I Look At You"...



Does anybody know of a great Broadway tune for a pageant performance?opera mobile opera theater



Honey Bun
You should do "You can't Stop the Beat". It has a great beat. It comes from "Hairspray". It's won a couple of awards. Hope this helps.
"Change in Me" from the Broadway version of Beauty and the Beast has the same theme as "Defying Gravity" and a friend of mine sang it for one of her pageants and ended up winning.

Is there any real proof that there is a God?

Everyone says look around you and you will see the work of God. However, how many people can actually show proof that God exist? Can someone pray and ask God to perform a miracle now and it will happen. Prove to me that God exist?



Is there any real proof that there is a God?opera music



Once upon a time, most humans were pagans. They were absolutely certain of their beliefs... until they changed.



Later, millions of people worshiped the sun. They were absolutely certain of their beliefs... until they changed.



Later still, humans became polytheists. They were absolutely certain of their beliefs... until they changed.



Modern humans are now mostly monotheists, but are split into a few opposing camps, each of which is absolutely certain of their beliefs.



When large numbers of people believe the same thing, it doesn't make them right. It just confirms the fact that people tend to go along with whatever the majority believes, until the majority changes its mind.



Is there any real proof that there is a God?opera sheet music opera theater



Do what the Christians do and pray..... If nothing happens you know who the crazy ones really are.
Nope.
Go to www.reasons.org
the bible, it was written thousands of years ago and there are actual pieces of the paper it was written on in the original language.
its a short and argumentative answer but show me that there isn't the creation of it all has still not been definitively explained or defined
What's more, nobody can prove those things they claim god did, are actually god's deeds.
Mathematically speaking, the odds are almost nill that the universe and its inhabitants can exist without the intervention of a higher power, ie "God". However, there is almost no good evidence, let alone proof, that he has anything to do with the image of him represented in the bible. Christianity is crap.
Define 'real'
if God were a magician to do tricks, he would not be much of a God. ( and I would ask him to silence people with silly questions)
undestanding jesus christ is the key to proving God's existance.



when you examine who he was and the things he did and said, and the authority with which he did them and said them...you will have no doubt.....if you're heart is not proud and stuborn.



good night.
do you breath? in and out? who bring you from death into life?



can a computer creates itself? someone has figure out a way to create the computer in this specific figure and function. now look at ur hand, u could born with a flat hand that is useless, but instead God divided ur hand into 5 fingers, every finger has a job to do. some one has figure out a way to create you. worship Him alone.
please look around, look how complex life is, that is proof.
Simply; no.
there is no actual proof that god exists. that is what faith is for. the people who tell u to look around and see god's work, they have absolute faith that he did create it and can't understand the idea that someone else doesn't have that same faith. u either have the faith that he is there or u don't.
You can read the Holy Bible for more about who he is and his Glory and Power, but I do not know why you are asking for Proof, he is living inside of you, you do not have to see your heart to know that it is beating, you just know that it is there. He does not have to show himself to you for you to believe, JESUS already came and people saw him and still did not believe so does it really matter, he left us with his word and the power of the HOLY GHOST!!!



GOD BLESS!!!!!
Think of God as Life. God is Life. :)



Blessed be.
science is about proof, God is not. We are asked to believe without seeing.
It's called Faith.
if someone could prove it then there wouldnt be a debate about it. all the people that tell you they know for sure cannot possibly know for sure
step outside and look around!!!
I can only proof this falsehood to the short minded and mentally defective! please excuse my bluntness but this is my truth in all intelligence and good will
Look at a leaf. All the complicated lines and structures in it. Who put that together. It could have been something that wouldn't even function.



How about yourself. What are the chances that any human being could just occur by chance?



Scientists, some, say the chances are higher that a car could just create itself in you're garage, if you didn't even provide the parts. And that is, if cars did not even exist yet. I don't mean someone driving it in there.



That is all I need.
No one can prove it. People will rehash the same tired arguments. The ultimate question is that of original cause. Even if you accept the scientific origin of the universe, there is still no answer to why the Big Bang occured.



Perhaps it is a natural occurence outside of our perception or perhaps there is an "Unmoved Mover" or a loving God who crafts and controls the universe carefully.



You cannot prove God, but neither has anyone disproven its existence.
nope. it's in the definition of "God" that things begin to get interesting. i believe in "God" but not in a deity whereas someone else will believe their deity is God. i have no more proof of the validity of my God concept as the deity believer. neither one of us know dick all about "God". it's all imagination.
No that will not happen, only if you were in a totally ignorant society. You can only get an explanation like the following:



If you see footmark in the sand, you'll say that someone passed from here...



If you see a piece of dog sh*t on the ground, you'll say that a dog passed from here...



So what about the enormous universe, the sky, stars, planets, earth and all the beauty in it, doesn't it lead to that someone made it?!!!



Some people say that everything is created by itself after the big-bang... I won't ask you about what caused the big-bang, but I'll ask you a simple question:



If you take all the letters of the alphabet, multiples of them, and you threw them randomly on the floor. Do you expect (by a chance of one in infinity) to get a poem like shakespear's??!!



Can't you see how organized our universe is, the planets, the eco-system on earth, look even in your own body... Can you control your heart-beat? Can you control your breath while you're sleeping? Who stopped your eye-lashes from growing after reaching a certain length? Who told the baby turtles to move towards the sea and not to the earth after they come out of their eggs? Who taught the bird how to make nests?



My friend, think with your heart and brain. If you're still lost, think about the following:



Do you know how to play safe?



Your point:



If there's no God and you do all what you want in life, then nothing will happen to you after life. But if there was God and you were mistaken, then you'll blame yourself FOREVER...



Believer's point:



If there's God and I followed His commands in life, then I'll be in Heaven after life FOREVER. But if there was no God and we're mistaken, then nothing bad will happen to us after life...



Now you know how to play-safe, in case you're not convinced?
[021:016] We created not the heavens and the earth and all that is between them for a (mere) play.



explanation



V.21:16) All the creation of the heavens and the earth is a proof for mankind to learn a lesson and know that the only Creator and the only Organizer of all this universe is One (Allah), La ilaha illallah (none has the right to be worshipped but Allah, Who has no partners with Him).



035:040] Say (O Muhammad [sal-Allahu 'alayhi wa sallam]): "Tell me (or inform me) (what) you think about your (so-called) partner-gods to whom you call upon besides Allah? Show me, what they have created of the earth. Or have they any share in the heavens? Or have We given them a Book, so that they act on clear proof therefrom? Nay, the Zalim?n (polytheists and wrong doers) promise one another nothing but delusions."



Some more proof for you



[006:148] Those who took partners (in worship) with Allah will say: "If Allah had willed, we would not have taken partners (in worship) with Him, nor would our fathers, and we would not have forbidden anything (against His Will)." Likewise denied those who were before them, (they argued falsely with Allah's Messengers), till they tasted Our Wrath. Say: "Have you any knowledge (proof) that you can produce before us? Verily, you follow nothing but conjecture and you do nothing but lie."



[006:149] Say: "With Allah is the perfect proof and argument, (i.e. the Oneness of Allah, the sending of His Messengers and His Holy Books, to mankind); had He so willed, He would indeed have guided you all."



A little more deep reading



[010:066] No doubt! Verily, to Allah belongs whosoever is in the heavens and whosoever is in the earth. And those who worship and invoke others besides Allah, in fact they follow not the (Allah's so-called) partners, they follow only a conjecture and they only invent lies.



[010:067] He it is Who has appointed for you the night that you may rest therein, and the day to make things visible (to you). Verily, in this are Ayat (proofs, evidences, lessons, signs, etc.) for a people who listen (i.e. those who think deeply).



[010:068] They (Jews, Christians and pagans) say: "Allah has begotten a son (children)." Glory is to Him! He is Rich (Free of all needs). His is all that is in the heavens and all that is in the earth. No warrant you have for this. Do you say against Allah what you know not.



[010:069] Say: "Verily, those who invent a lie against Allah, will never be successful" 鈥?



[010:070] (A brief) enjoyment in this world! and then to Us will be their return, then We shall make them taste the severest torment because they used to disbelieve [in Allah, deny His Messengers, deny and challenge His Ayat (proofs, signs, verses, etc.)].
yes, the creation is a proof,look at the seas,riveres, mountains, trees and every thing around you, who made them? who made us????? nobody? if course the god made us and made them ,, sis, use your mind and you will find the right road..



god bless you
There is no proof at all.



Christians will claim that the bible is proof, but is Lord of the Rings proof of Hobbits, Shaun Hutsons Slugs proof of killer slugs that willl crawl up your backside while having sex, Steven Kings Cell proof of killer mobile phones?



Of course not.



HOWEVER



There is plenty of SCIENTIFIC proof that the events claimed as truth in the bible never happened.
1) Do you have a spirit?



2) Is logic and evidence all that you need, and all that you require to live?



If the answer to 1) is "no", and the answer to 2) is "yes", then you don't need to seek out God.



If you want proof, the proof is in your personal conviction.



If you believe that the world is a very fallen place.



If you believe that God has given the world to man, who by nature is fallen and responsible for the ills that affect himself.



And you need someone bigger than man to influence him.



Then maybe you will acknowledge God.



IF NOT,



I'm sure you think you can manage on your own without any God. Thank you very much.



If thats the case, just treat it that God is something for others, and see how you go...



Good luck mate.
I cannot prove to you that God exists. But i cannot prove to you that God doesn't exist either.. I am stuck here.. My uncle is christian, my father once asked him what he would do if he devoted his whole life to God, but in the end God doesn't exist? My uncles answered..."God may not exist, but at least i know i'm living what i believe in, and i am a better person for it." I am kind of on the otherside. I have no proof that God exists, but i have no proof that he doesn't. I don't really know what to believe. But if there is no proof that he doesn't exist, i say go with what you believe and think is right.

Any good songs for me to sing?

There's a talent show at my school in a couple weeks that I want to perform in. I learn songs increadibly fast. I am a mezzo (second) soprano and I play accoustic guitar. Are there any good songs that are easy, not classical, that I can play and sing? Anyone have any ideas? I was thinking of a good Jack Johnson song cuz they're easy chords/lyrics that I can sing but I haven't really found one good enough. Thanks!



Any good songs for me to sing?phantom of the opera



Being Soprano... Eternal Flame might be a good one that will compliment your voice or maybe something like "Whats Up" from 4Non Blonds if you want to do something a little faster. If you could pull that one off you would win for sure.



Any good songs for me to sing?listen to opera opera theater



you could sing beth or i want you or hard luck woman
i miss you- incubus



time after time is great accoustic



dont speak- no doubt



what katie did- libertines



half alive- secondhand seronade
I don't know if you can play the guitar with these but they are great songs and are really easy to learn. The Wizard and I and I'm Not That Girl from Wicked. Go onto wickedthemusical.com and you can listen to them.
Dust in the Wind by Kansas. It's real easy to learn. If you can fingerpick with three fingers and know basic chords you can play the rhythm. Go to www.guitaruniverse.com to find tab
We'll Be Together



I'm not alone



Even when we're apart



I feel you in the air (yeah)



I'm not afraid



I know what you're thinking



I can hear you everywhere



Some people say it'll never happen



That we was wastin' time



But good things come when you least expect them



So i don't really mind



We'll be together



Come whatever



Not just starin' at the stars



Just remember



That no one else can tell us who we are



We'll be together



So don't ever stop listenin' to your heart



Cause i can't turn mine off (whoa, whoa)



I can't pretend



That this is all rehearsal for the real thing



Because it's not



And i know we're young



But i can't help feelin' what i'm feelin'



And i won't stop



Some things are meant to be



And they will be there when the time is right



Even though i know that



I swear i wish you was tonight



We'll be together



Come whatever



Not just starin' at the stars



Just remember



That no one else can tell us who we are



We'll be together



So don't ever stop listenin' to your heart



Cause i can't turn mine off



Ooohh yeah



I like what's happening to me



Ooohh yeah



Nothing else to say oh



Ooohh yeah



Something finally got to me



Carry me away (carry me away)



We'll be together



Come whatever



Not just starin' at the stars



Just remember



That no one else can tell us who we are



We'll be together



So don't ever stop listenin' to your heart



Cause i can't turn mine off (whoa, whoa)



We'll be together



Come whatever (oh, oh)



I'm not alone



Even when we're apart i feel you
lithium by evanescence

Requirements to marry people in Arizona?

Two years ago I got ordained on the internet to perform wedding ceremonies for fun. A friend of a friend found out and would like me to marry her and her long term boyfriend. Does anyone know what steps that I need to take to make this happen? I know that the couple applies for a license and then I perform the cermony, sign it and then I send it to the county clerk but, is there more involved? Has anyone performed one or had one done in this fashion? Do I need to provided any information or credentials to the county to show that I can marry them? Please help with any useful information.



Requirements to marry people in Arizona?soap opera



YOu need to become an accredited celebrant. Check with the county clerk's office or the Secretary of state webpage for specific requirements.

How is Christianity wrong?

Everything I say is meant to be as open-minded as possible:



I have a deep history of general New Age spiritualism, so I come from a similar background of most truth seekers.



But the way I see it, what makes Christianity stand out is the facts behind the main man of the faith: Jesus Christ.



He made the bold claim that he was the Son of God Himself in a land where that claim was of the highest blasphemy. But the amazing part is that he proves it: Miraculous conception, fulfils many specific prophesies, performs tons of healings and other miricals, shows pure sinlessness, speaks many truths, and in the end rises from the dead. All this with more documentation than many past wars.



So I want to make sure, do I have my religion right this time?



Thank you for your time and consideration :)



How is Christianity wrong?opera mini



First, it's so much more than RELIGION. It's about a RELATIONSHIP with the ruler and creator of all. I believe in Jesus Christ and that's what I seek after, a RELATIONSHIP, which in turn effects how I live (religion). "Christians" do and have had their problems. Not everybody who calls on His name is truly of Jesus. But you have to look at everything in a perspective that makes sense. The ruler and creator of all (God) is perfect and has no equal, therefore that which He created has turned out to be imperfect. We, (His creation) can not be perfect, if we were, it would give the indication that we are equal to God, which we are not. Everything has glitches and failures, computers malfunction, cars depreciate and TVs blowout. People kill, toddlers can burn things and elderly people can falsely accuse one of a crime. Basically what I'm saying is, NOBODY'S PERFECT! No one should make that claim! That being said, it is possible that the bible is wrong, it's also possible that it isn't. So what if we're right? One's perspective on events during biblical times can differ from another who was there at the same events. So therefore, where is the fact in anything? Only nature knows! My belief in Christ is based on faith, God says that the bible is His word, I believe it. You have to make the choice! Seek for something deeper than a religion. Seek Him who made you and you will find the truth!



How is Christianity wrong?passions soap opera opera theaterthat is not the answer to the question,just christian rantings Report It


But it's REAL! Report It


Your kind killed my Jewish family in the dark ages in England.



Your kind killed my Jewish family in Russia in the 19th century.



Your kind persecutes my family.
The only problem is that all your claims about Jesus are unsubstantiated.
Going from memory are you



great just prove what you say and we will all believe you and wont have to debate out it
God is love...



...yet God destined people for hell.



That is wrong.
There are no miracles, and stories from your bible are just that. As for prophecies:



1. There are several mundane ways in which a prediction of the future can be fulfilled:



1. Retrodiction. The "prophecy" can be written or modified after the events fulfilling it have already occurred.



2. Vagueness. The prophecy can be worded in such a way that people can interpret any outcome as a fulfillment. Nostradomus's prophecies are all of this type. Vagueness works particularly well when people are religiously motivated to believe the prophecies.



3. Inevitability. The prophecy can predict something that is almost sure to happen, such as the collapse of a city. Since nothing lasts forever, the city is sure to fall someday. If it has not, it can be said that according to prophecy, it will.



4. Denial. One can claim that the fulfilling events occurred even if they have not. Or, more commonly, one can forget that the prophecy was ever made.



5. Self-fulfillment. A person can act deliberately to satisfy a known prophecy.



There are no prophecies in the Bible that cannot easily fit into one or more of those categories.



2. In biblical times, prophecies were not simply predictions. They were warnings of what could or would happen if things did not change. They were meant to influence people's behavior. If the people heeded the prophecy, the events would not come to pass; Jonah 3 gives an example. A fulfilled prophecy was a failed prophecy, because it meant people did not heed the warning.



3. The Bible also contains failed prophecies, in the sense that things God said would happen did not (Skeptic's Annotated Bible n.d.). For example:



* Joshua said that God would, without fail, drive out the Jebusites and Canaanites, among others (Josh. 3:9-10). But those tribes were not driven out (Josh. 15:63, 17:12-13).



* Ezekiel said Egypt would be made an uninhabited wasteland for forty years (29:10-14), and Nebuchadrezzar would plunder it (29:19-20). Neither happened.



4. Other religions claim many fulfilled prophecies, too (Prophecy Fulfilled n.d.).



5. Divinity is not shown by miracles. The Bible itself says true prophecies may come elsewhere than from God (Deut. 13:1-3), as may other miracles (Exod. 7:22, Matt. 4:8). Some people say that to focus on proofs is to miss the whole point of faith (John 20:29).
Oh let me count the ways....
The only problem with Christianity is that too often it isnt lived.
Jesus was hardly the first born of god and mortal.
If it feels right for you, go with it. If it doesn't- don't. That's faith for you.
"I have a deep history of general New Age spiritualism, so I come from a similar background of most truth seekers."



You lost me right there. I don't see spiritualism as truth. Far from it. The real truth seekers are the scientists.
"Jesus replied, "Blessed are you, Simon son of Jonah, for this was not revealed to you by man, but by my Father in heaven." "



Matthew 16:17
Jesus said " Iam the light of the world as along as Iam in the world" and in another passage He passed to Peter the key to the kingdom then to whom did Peter passed the key? search for it.
ur question: "how is christianity wrong?"



any religion tht changes its book 29312389 times is wrong. any religion tht started out as the word of almighty God and ended up as a book riten by ordinary humans is wrong.



hope tht answered ur question. all the best...
Show us one shred of verifiable evidence that a man named Jesus Christ lived, and did any of the things you claim. Until you can do this, your whole question is nothing more than...



blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Im in Islam. That is my true belief. Im not going to tell you that your religion is wrong. You already know that we have different opinions. Its our right. I also believe that free will is the key and its your right as a person to choose what religion to be in. Its your right to choose what to believe in.



I believe that someone's choice of religion should come from their heart and soul of each person. Not from someone else. Each person has their own path. Their life, their faith is their own responsibility. I respect others as I want to be respected. I respect your choice of religion.



~peace
"All this with more documentation than many past wars."



Where, aside from the Bible, is any of this documented? Even Josephus doesn't mention miracles.
Much of what you said I consider right. Jesus did perform miracles, he healed the illnesses by the will of Allah, he fulfilled prophesies by the will of Allah and did everything to prove that he was a prophet of Allah. For us muslims no one, can claim to be God (Allah) himself or his son/wife/daughter no matter how great they are. The "level" of diety is so high no one reaches but Allah/God himself.
Want to point out that documentation please?
Your basing it on a fictional book. There is no more proof that jesus did those things than there is that Hercules existed.
I don't think it matters what religion you are.



That said, Jesus was probably a decent dude. But I've never believed he was god (and I was a Christian for over 20 years, LOL).



Almost every relgion in the world speaks of their holy figures being immaculately conceived. Besides the word "virgin" in those times did not mean virgin as we know it, it simply meant "young girl". Resurrection has also occurred many times in most religions in the world. There is no proof that he actual did any of the things he did either, other that someone's written account.



I think Jesus existed but Christianity is primarily a plagiarized and made up religion. In fact, biblical scholars recently did a study of Jesus' teachings and found that Jesus most likely did not say 80% of what he was claimed to have said.



I'm not saying there's not a god... that remains to be seen (I'm agnostic) but Christianity... to me, is basically a bunch of stories.
Define "prove". I'm a theist, but I still say that just because something is in a book doesn't make it true. If it is the religion for you, cool, but really think about it. Don't follow just because cause some random person that you don't really know says to.
I'll give you an example , yesterday someone asked "Is Ghandi in Heaven" Every single christian said if Ghandi did not ask Jesus to forgive him, he is in hell. I can't think of a better example to give you. Christians believe their faith is right and all others are wrong. To me it doesn't matter, I'm an atheist.
And all of these "prophecies" are MADE and FULLFILLED in the same text! I.e. there is no external corrboration, and it requires the ASSUMPTION of innerancey in the bible to claim it has actually occured.



You don't know what "fact" means do you?
Except that none of that is true. The 'history' that you refer to is a FALSE history of christianity, created by christians... AFTER they had suppressed 'forbidden' (non-biblical' knowledge by the simple expediency of burning it all, and then torturing and killing all of the intellectuals.



What's WRONG with christianity? Well... it's a 1,650 year old criminal business enterprise that survives and prospers via a program of indoctrinating and brainwashing helpless, vulnerable, defenseless children. That, and...



* gullibility



* irrationality



* willful ignorance



* self-delusion



* intellectual dishonesty



* drooling stupidity



* hypocrisy



.
Where is that proof?



There is absolutely NO (none, zip, nada) historical evidence that Jesus EVER existed. Not in any way, shape or form.



Keep searching if it's proof you seek.
Find God, not religion. Religion is a product of man. Spirituality is a product of the spirit. Find wisdom wherever you can, because no one has it right. Up turn every stone you can. Speak to homeless and rich, alcoholic and sober. Murderers in prison and innocent children. Find the truth and seek the wisdom that has been spread all over the earth.
Everything I say is meant to be as open-minded as possible:



Now, I'm not necessarily saying that Christianity is wrong, I just don't agree with it, more particulary - the Bible. I don't believe that just because some ancient authors claim to have 'translated the word of God' means it's true. If I was living in the time before the Bible was written, I (%26amp; a group of people) could have just as easily written a very definitive book about Oompa Loompas, and I bet that is what would be accepted today.



Until God himself can prove himself to me (which, I know, would not be considered faith), I cannot agree with it.



jade :)~
everything that jesus said and did was written about a long time after the socalled events,anyone can say anything in hindsight,there is no historical evidence other than the new testament that tells us about jesus,there is no doubt that someone named jesus was around at that time who was simply a prophet ,nothing more nothing less,to say that because he referred to god as father was normal as it was blasphemy for everyone to say gods name ,i repeat that the so called documentation was written many years later ,which of course has been changed so many times over the last 2000 years that if someone of that time came back they would not recognize it.
It isn't. You've made the right choice.
If it's about Jesus, then I think you have it right.

Do you ever get the feeling that Kevin Nealon is one of the least talented people in the world?

(I know he's not, but sometimes I get this feeling when watching him perform on SNL news and on talk shows)



Do you ever get the feeling that Kevin Nealon is one of the least talented people in the world?extension



I don't think he's nontalented, I think he just chose to have a career that is not so much in the spotlight.



Do you ever get the feeling that Kevin Nealon is one of the least talented people in the world?movie theater opera theater



often
no
you mean Chevey Chase Jr. lol.
No - Norm MacDonald has never made me laugh.
naw that;s easy who really is from the snl casts:



Adam Sandler



the late great Gilda Radner



Rob Schneider



Dennis Miller



the late great John Belushi



any of them are more talented then Kevin Nealon

Where can I find an choral arrangement of the song "Wonderful World (Don't Know Much)"

I'm in a high school show choir and I think this would be a fun song to perform. I can't however, find the sheet music anywhere. so if you know where I can find this PLEASE tell me. Even a single sheet music score or a arrangement for two parts would be helpful. All can find is the song, in a "Best of Sam Cooke" book.



Where can I find an choral arrangement of the song "Wonderful World (Don't Know Much)" by Sam Cooke?secure browser



I don't know, but if your looking for (What a) "WONDERFUL WORLD", that would be Louie Armstrong



(hope I helped) Good luck on your quest!!!

Why do people keep bashing wrestling about being fake when everything else in this world is fake....

all i ever see is people bashing wrestling for how fake it is and blah blah blah blah who cares..if your going to bash pro wrestling u might as well bash movies, tv shows, reality shows and so on..wrestling might be scripted but it takes skills and talent to perform all the moves and not get hurt on a daily basis..everyone always says ufc is where its at..well if thats the case where the hell is there show on tv that has been running for 15 years every week non stop..ufc fighters might fight once a year cuz they dont have the balls to do it every week..ufc fighters are garbage compared to wwe superstars..those guys go out every week to entertain us on little pay...ufc fighters laugh at the idiots who order there ppv for 40 dollars and the fight either gets called early or lasts 10 minutes..and they make millions compared to most of the wwe stars..you want to bash wrestling non-stop well go ahead but your never going to accomplish anything besides making yourself look like like a d-bag.



Why do people keep bashing wrestling about being fake when everything else in this world is fake.....?opera singer



I agree with you.



However, no matter what argument you make to haters, they will always hate. I find irony having arguments with people about it, though:



-A lot of people I know watch Law and Order. Am I gonna tell them to watch REAL cops?



-A lot of people I know play video games. Do I tell them to try and go outside and experience the REAL thing?



-A lot of people say watch UFC for wrestling when their styles are not based on wrestling! Their grapples are not all wrestling based.



-A lot of females I know watch soap operas, but I don't tell them to create a mid-life drama for no reason.



So it comes down to one thing: IGNORANCE!



**starred**



Why do people keep bashing wrestling about being fake when everything else in this world is fake.....?amc theater opera theater



I noticed that only people that don't like to watch wrestling bash it because it's fake. I mean all TV shows are fake and I bet the people who bash wrestling watch TV shows, so they are hypocrites. I don't pay any attention to them I know that wrestling is fake but I love it. You just have to have a good attiude toward it.



....starred
Wrestling is scripted, not fake.
yeah most chicks breasts are fake but everyone still loves them.
No need to cite the 15 years, because it was 100 times better in those past years. I loved it in the early-mid 90's, then it became crap. Obviously the writing plays a role in it, it's like a soap opera for guys, but when the writing starts to suck, like it did, it's done (I guess unless you're under 14).
PEOPLE ARE FAKE,BUSH IS FAKE,REPUBLICANS ARE FAKE,SOME FAMILY MEMBERS ARE FAKE,SOME STUFF IN WW EIS REAL AND SOME STUFF IS FAKE SOME THINGS IN WRESTLING IS REAL AND FAKE THEY DO GET HURT THATS REAL THERE'S NO FAKING GETTIN THROWN OUT THE RING OVER THE ROPES OR SUPLEX ON THE RAMP,HELL TRIPLE H TOOK BUMPS AND ALL BACK IN THE DAY GOT SLAMMED AND BUSTED OPEN AND EVERYTHING AND HAS NO INJURYS OR HEALTH PROBLEMS TO THIS DAY BUT HE DOES HAVE LINES ON HIS FORHEAD FROM USING A RAZOR TO CUT HIS SELF OPEN BACK IN THE DAY
It's not just fake....it's entertaining!
Because compared to "real" wrestling, it is fake. The outcomes of the matches in wrestling entertainment are already known. Each contestant already knows who's going to win. The referee knows who's going to win. The announcers already know who's going to win. How can it get more fake than that? I don't diss the athletes talent in professional wrestling and I watch it for what it is, ENTERTAINMENT!!! The drama of the WWE the last 5 years or so has gotten ridiculous.
You brought the wood with this question....I could not agree more.
While you make a decent point, I am with Edgehead, try using proper sentences with proper punctuation. Makes it easier to get your point across.
Heeeeeeey !



I love wrestling whether it's f**e or not :)
You just earned my respect! Thanks for saying this and i agree 100%.



Found this on Gregory Helms myspace made by one of the many WWE fans and it is 100% TRUE!



We Risk Our Bodies



We Leave our Homes



We Sacrifice Our Lives



We Break Our Limbs



We Give Our Blood



TO ENTERTAIN YOU!
I couldnt agree with you more and you earned my respect
I agree. But however many times you try to get your point over, you will never get through their thick skulls. They don't like it so why should anyone else, that's the way they see things. And if you do they will tell you it's fake, and make fun of you. Well, if they still think that wrestling fans believe it's 100% real then they're the stupid ones. They should remind us while they're at it that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy aren't real or "fake" just in case we forgot.



+starred+
Wrestling fans already know this.



I think you're preaching to the deaf and blind. The haters will never admit that you are right.
All things in this world are and can be pre determained .. for exsample here is a list



1.Presidental Elections



2.Nascar



2.Baseball (Playoffs)



3.SuperBowl



4.All Sports



5.Movie awards



6.ANYTHING ...ANYTHING that you can place a bet on or make money or anything that makes you feel emotion can be fixed to make you feel something else its good story telling and good bussiness
you hit right on the target... i don't think u have left any point to be mentioned ,,, so i can only agree with you %26amp; give u a star for this seriously thouhtful observation..
same reason you care about other peoples opinions.

Paternity DNA test companies in Athens, Greece?

Anyone know of any that can perform this test and offer a certificate showing percentage probablility of paternity legal in Greece? Preferably, without having a need for the sample givers to travel to give the samples



Thanks



Paternity DNA test companies in Athens, Greece?met opera



Ygeia Hospital, molecular biology Department.



I suggest to travel to give the sample as you would like to take reliable answers (strange things may hapen to blood on the road with KTEL :) Do they use the right temperature during the transport? Maybe.

What are the best bands to see live?

What are some bands you think are really fun and exciting to see perform live? Who puts on the best shows?



What are the best bands to see live?lyric opera



Sammy Hagar puts on a kick a*s show! Seen him 6 times in concert and each one was a little bit better. Lots of energy and fabulous music!



What are the best bands to see live?imax theater opera theater



Dave Matthews or O.A.R!
Given the effort he puts in, i'd have to say the boss. Bruce Springsteen.
well i personally like Hannah Montana and Jesse McCartney! they rock!!!!
Just saw Aerosmith and motley crue!! Both bands were really good, but Tommy Lee Rocked!
Journey, Coldplay, H.I.M., Lynyrd Skynyrd, hum...i will have to think of some other ones

99 Mercedes C280 that stalls intermittently when it comes to a stop. It eventually restarts & pr

My car keeps stalling, usually after a 'cold start', at the 1st or 2nd stop sign/red light I come to. It eventually restarts w/out any immediate reoccurence, but it has gotten worse/more frequent. Dealer performed diagnostic tests but found nothing; results showed proper fuel mix/pressure etc. One day later, car failed to start altogether! One hour later, no problem. The starter seems fine, and a new alternator was installed one month ago, along with a new a/c condensor. Oil level/pressure is fine. Also, I only use the specified 91 octane gas from a national and reputable station. The car has 89K miles and had a full tune-up at 70K. Does anyone have any insight as to what the cause may be? I would really appreciate any thoughts/advice/ideas.



99 Mercedes C280 that stalls intermittently when it comes to a stop. It eventually restarts %26amp; prob disappears?opera mobile



Sounds like you have a lose wire in the computer harness that controls fuel or fire . These kind of problems are tough to find .I would take the car to the shop the night before and let them test it the next morning so they can duplicate the problem .



99 Mercedes C280 that stalls intermittently when it comes to a stop. It eventually restarts %26amp; prob disappears?imax theatre opera theaterI had the same problem...clogged fuel filter... Report It

Chief Joseph of the Nez Perce did not :?

A- willingly surrendered his lands to American settlers.



B-led his people through Idaho @ Montana



C-surrendered to the American govt.



D-performed in bill cody's wild west shows



Chief Joseph of the Nez Perce did not :?opera sheet music



d



Chief Joseph of the Nez Perce did not :?shows opera theater



D - that was Sitting Bull
A.



He refused to surrender his people's land so he was forced to fight and in fighting, retreat in view of the enemy's superiority in numbers and weaponry. He proved to be a better general than those the US Government sent against him. Lost in the end to superior forces and material.



B.



In his fighting retreat to Canada, Joseph did lead the Nez Perce through Orego and Idaho amongst other states, fighting 13 battles.



C.



He did surrender at the end to the US government.



D.



He did not become a show figure like Sitting Bull.

Am I crazy?? Do I need help? Seriously.?

Since I was a little girl I have constantly had the feeling I am being watched, like in the truman show or something. I remember when I was little I used to perform for the "cameras" I mean I know that obviously I am not really being watched. I also think sometimes that people know what I am thinking. Like I will think wow it must suck to e that ugly and then feel really embarresed that first of all I thought it and second of all because I feel like I just said it aloud and they heard me. Also if I talk about someone I always have the sensation that my cell randomnly dialed them and they are listening to the conversation. This does not really affect my life all that much, like it does not prevent me from doing things because i think I am being watched but at the same time I know it is kind of crazy. Please no rude responses. Honestly do you think I need meds if it does not interfere with my life?



Am I crazy?? Do I need help? Seriously.?listen to opera



No meds. It is your conscience. All of us deal with it. Well most of us anyway. Not talking about the true psycopaths out there. It is something you deal with on your own.



Am I crazy?? Do I need help? Seriously.?concert venue opera theater



Let me guess... you are a young teen right?



I think youare just paranoid and a liittle quirky/strange but not mental.



Perhaps you are just a little immature and need some attention, are you an only child??
your crazy
MEDS! why the hell is it every time somebody has some sort of mild problem they attribute it to mental illness and want to go on meds. Let me tell you something the only people I know that are normal are people I don't know very well.



So NO! you don't need drugs, your not crazy you just have an imagination.



My definition of a crazy person is the naked guy in the middle of the street screwing a dog.
Paranoia can be the result of an over acidic diet. Over acidificatin of body fluids, a result of over acidic diet, irritates the brain and destabilizes the neurotransmitter function, neurotransmitter malfunction causing paranoia, anxiety, of something else along those lines. You are not crazy, you just were never told how diet affects your brain!
your symptoms could range from anxiety to some other issue that should be addressed with your doctor... anxiety is awful and i believe very misunderstood. if it doesnt interfere with your life, then just enjoy life...but i would share my concerns with doc
mayb u r bein wacthed-did u evr think about that?
If it really doesn't interfere with your life, and you realize it isn't rational, then you probably don't need medicine. But, I would keep an eye on the situation if I were you. If you ever start thinking people are REALLY watching you all the time, then you need to see a therapist quickly and get treatment.
I'm not trying to be offensive(forgive me if I am), but just look at the facts instead of your feelings.Does anybody have the power of mindreading, no(although there are some frauds who say they do). I'm not trying to tell you to be ignorant of your feelings but use the common scientific method whenever you have that feeling. Logic reasoning is best in this situation.
Someone is projecting their presence into your space but probably isn't aware of doing this....



Your conclusion is that someone is spying on you, which is wrong and accurate.



It's probably not intended or known to be happening by whoever causes it.



The truth about thoughts is closer to an impersonal and usually uncontrolled disease....



Thoughts are like objects floating around and people bump into them.... then the thought occurs.



This event happens unless the person has presence, in which case they're immune.

Why isn't the icon for antispyware on my toolbar, it is on the desktop.?

I downloaded the yahoo antispyware in IE, but my toolbar didn't change. I checked and I see the icon on my desktop, nothing in the documents or program files with antispyware. I do see it in control panel under add/remove programs. Should I uninstall and reinstall again in order for my toolbar to change or does it really matter as long as it is on desktop, will it really perform. The test came up blank, meaning showing no problems. But, yet my brower changes and I shut down, so I know there is some kind of problem that antispy isn't detecting. I've tried AVG, Superbot, they detect once and clean it up, but then they don't clean anymore and someone keeps getting through them changing my browser.



Why isn't the icon for antispyware on my toolbar, it is on the desktop.?passions soap opera



You missed the correct catagory. There are many catagories. Always put your question in the suitable catagory.



This catagory is about "Yahoo! Answer" service. Not about general questions and answers.



--- LeeeN



Why isn't the icon for antispyware on my toolbar, it is on the desktop.?mr messed up opera theater



Try clicking the arrow on the toolbar that gives you more programs.

7 raw bananas weighing 3 lbs equals how many grams pealed?

Please show your work and site sources if possible so that I can perform the same calculation for different numbers. For instance, 12 raw bananas weighing 3 lbs would equal less total weight pealed because of the higher peal / pulp ratio for smaller bananas.



7 raw bananas weighing 3 lbs equals how many grams pealed?movie theater



If I am interpreting your question correctly then I don't believe you will be able to get an accurate answer. It would take very advanced math and/or scientific experimentation as we really can not determine exactly the peel/pulp ratio changing from larger to smaller bananas. I highly doubt that Yahoo Answers has anyone intelligent enough to answer your question.



All I can tell you is that there is no way mathmatically to do this.



You must conduct an actuall experiment.



Seeing as I do not have the time or the desire to do this for you I will simply write the procedure for you and leave it up to you if you want to find it.



Procedure:



1. Find 7 bananas weighing 3 lbs.(the bananas must be relatively equal in size ie: not 4 large bananas and 3 small ones)



2. Peel one banana and weigh it.



3. Multiply this weight by seven to find the weight of seven peeled bananas in lbs.



4. Convert this weight from lbs to grams.



5. One pound equals 453.59237 grams.(This means that you must multiply your weight in pounds by 453.59237)



The result of step four is your answer. Now was it really worth all that trouble?

Chief Joseph of the Nez perce did not?

a. willingly surrendered his land to American settlers



b. surrendered to the American government



c. performed in Bill Cody's "Wild West" shows



Chief Joseph of the Nez perce did not?home theater



A...... He did now willingly surrender his lands.



C. Did not perform in the Wild West shows.



He DID surrender to the American Goverment when General Miles caught him just south of the Canadian border.



(dumb question...I hope you do not work for the SAT company.)



Chief Joseph of the Nez perce did not?comedy club opera theater



Chief Joseph was hunted down by the U.S. Army, finally trapped in, I believe, Big Hole, Montana. He surrendered and vowed never to return to his desire for independence.
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I need a good costume for ME, not my horse...?

Alright, so there's twilight speed shows going on at the fairgrounds near my house and the second to last show, (four days before halloween) is also a costume contest. The costume is "for rider only. Must be worn ofr duration of show. Must not interfere w. ability to contorl horse OR the ability of another to perform" so it can't spook other horses, even though my horse won't spook at it. i need something GOOD. Any suggestions?



I need a good costume for ME, not my horse...?amc theater



besides the obvious Cowboy/cowgirl, Would do a tribute to our troops and dress as a soldier in the 10th cal or go as custer himself. If that is not tour thing then I would suggest lady Godiva...lol good luck and I hope you win....



I need a good costume for ME, not my horse...?concerts opera theater



robin hood? a knight? one of those kkk guys that rode horses to rallies?



just be some historical figure like a spanish conquistidor or catherine the great (who was apparently impaled when she tried to have sex with her horse).



i know some of these are crass, but they're original
you should defenataily be a strong knight

Music is all i know, but i'm so sick of it now and i hate it. but i don't know anything el

please try to give me some advice...



ever since i was little, i've wanted to sing and be a music teacher.



i've been in show choirs and my parents have paid for trips for me to perform in disney, i take singing lessons each week for $30 an hour for the past 4 years, i'm in church choir, blah blah blah.



but it's not fun anymore. i don't like it anymore. i wanted to go to college for it, but i don't think i'm good enough. and even if i was, I DON'T ENJOY IT ANYMORE.



but i don't know anything else. i have good grades and good SAT scores, but i'm slow. and since music was all i did and knew, i don't know what else i'd do with my life. but i hate it now. i absolutely hate it. i can't stand it.



and all the music ed requirements at colleges are mostly intrumental, and i can't play an instrument to save my life. i tried the saxophone last year and didn't get a single note the whole six months.



i'm in the middle of my senior year now, and i'm so hopeless... what should i do?



Music is all i know, but i'm so sick of it now and i hate it. but i don't know anything else. spent so much $$movie theatre



First of all, music and your voice is something you can enjoy for the rest of your life. You can certainly pick another major or just start college without one - take a year's break from music and see how you feel.



Next, there are schools with voice programs. SMU is one that I know ($$$). Not only that but you can study conducting, and other areas.



Now, if you have good grades AND good SATs I would suggest that you are not "slow." You may have a slight learning difference that keeps you from understanding the material as quickly, but you certainly get it.



Go to college (with a good music program) but don't dive in right away. Take your basic courses. You'll figure it out.



Music is all i know, but i'm so sick of it now and i hate it. but i don't know anything else. spent so much $$playhouse opera theater



your gonna need a montage!
find something new, and more interesting
be a music critic, write and earn big bucks....u can start off from being an amateur one......later on maybe u can change ur mind and pursue music playing again
Well you wanted to be a music teacher so take the basic teaching classes for the first couple of years. Or take some time off. Get a job and work for a year or 2 than see how you feel than. Getting out of high school I wanted to go into early childhood development.. I did college classes for that and hated it so I took a few years off got married started making choices of my own and this spring I'm going back to college and studying Information technology. College is great but sometimes you just need the time off, you've been in school for 13 years. A break could really help.

Motion of rigid bodies using Eulers equations?

my question is:



using



A(d/dt w_1) = (B-C)w_2w_3



B(d/dt w_2) = (C-A)w_3w_1



C(d/dt w_3) = (A-B)w_1w_2



where A%26gt;B%26gt;C are real constants, and w=omega, solve:



A body is symmetric about the e_1 (basis vector) axis, so that B=C. Show that w_1 stays constant, while w_2 and w_3 perform simple harmonic motion on a circle (w_2)^2 + (w_3)^2 = constant, a form of motion known as precession. What i the period of these oscillations?



Motion of rigid bodies using Eulers equations?imax theater



If B=C then equation "A(d/dt w_1) = (B-C)w_2w_3" becomes "d/dt w1=0" and since d/dt(w1) tells you how much w1 changes with time this means that w1 does not change and is thus constant.

How good is your performance?

In the bedroom?...i have spoken to many friends who feel that they do not live up to the expectations of what thier partners want....my question to the guys is what if you had a woman who was clueless of her sexual performance in the bedroom would you stay with her and teach her, and show her the way, or would you leave her for someone who was a lot more aware of her sexuality, and confindent in herself, because i do believe that a lack of knowing how to engage in sex and perform has a lot to do with being shy, and less confident about how to act also....so what would you guys do if your woman couldn't perform in the bedroom?....we always here stories about men who cannot perform in the bedroom, i know what i would do if my man couldn't perform, i would have to find someone else, but we are both very compatible thank heavens......so what would you do seriously?



How good is your performance?dream theater



The difference is age ,Being into your partner,Making love to there mind not the body it will follow. In the end old age %26amp; treachery will out whit youth %26amp; vigor. If a guy cares about who he is with he will do his best to help her where other have failed . That goes both ways it's not who is best it's how great WE can be.Just my thought



Hope this helps.



How good is your performance?performing arts opera theater



good
u must be joking?



////////////////////////
Excellent



I'm not a log and I am very vocal....Plus I believe in giving and receiving....
ever heard of talking about it?
If I loved or if I felt like I could love you then I would stay with you and teach you how to get thte job done. Remember practice makes perfect.
I would definitely teach you. I'm very experienced in the bedroom. It's like breaking in a new baseball glove, over time it's a perfect fit. Let's talk more on my e-mail spifi71@yahoo.com
it depends on the girl. i would have to like her alot to stay with her. if you are bad in bed, just be very open to trying new things and eventually you will find something amazing and have fun in the process
well, me and my husband have had many talks about sex. for our relationship to continue to be healthy and strong, communication is the key. would i have left him if he couldn't preform? hell no! i love him and would work to help him help me; ) if you truely love someone, you make it work. and anyways, how would someone expect a perfect preformance in the bedroom without a little coaching?
This is a true story. I had a girlfriend in college who married straight out of high school to her sweetheart (small town midwest), and she was going through a divorce at the ripe old age of 22 when we met. Her husband was clueless, so being a virgin, so was she. The first time was almost wierd because her was this "experienced" married woman who did not know what to do other than lay there. And she was smoking hot! Well, after a few months of determined education, she was ready to graduate. That was hot. Teaching her EVERYTHING and her being a very obliging and willing student. Wow! Kinda hot in here just thinking about it!

I am planning on having some "female" entertainment for the guys during half time.....I wa

the guys with it but now i am concerned....Just how important is the half time show to you men....? and as an added treat i was gonna perform with one of the ladies....should i reconsider....?



I am planning on having some "female" entertainment for the guys during half time.....I was going to surpriseamc theatre



Now if I was there, do you really think we'd be watching the Super Bowl?



We'd be having our own half-time entertainment, which would definitely be going into extra time..............



I am planning on having some "female" entertainment for the guys during half time.....I was going to surprisesymphony opera theater



sounds like fun maybe i'll do the same thing!
just give them all a lap dance with nipple tassels
I'm going to play with my Wii during halftime.



...And, no, that's not a euphemism.
I don't think half time would matter
Oh hell yes! What second half?!!!
Maam, I don't know if this will help.



I have lots of experience entertaining men at parties.



Lots.



Let me know if you need any pointers.



ta-ta
Well my bro says bust out the pole and the pumps, but he's a little bit of a hormonal guy!
Hi oh wow can i Join In please Hugs
You must, of course, understand what the word *entertainment* is.



Seeing how you will provide alternate *entertainment*, the half time show wouldn't be all that "important".



Ya know?
its half time were is the show and by the way the hell with the second half lets dance
Hey the way you feel that shirt . I would turn the game off and play with the girls

Close up magicains needed anyone interested?

Street Performer of the Year 2007



To be held at:



The Victoria Park



360 Victoria Park Road



Hackney



London



E9 7BT



0208 9865182



From mid-day on 25th, 26th, and 27th August 2007



Street performer brings together musicians, jugglers, fire breathers, dancers, magicians, comedians, clowns, acrobats, poets, street theatre, mime and many other styles of street performance from all over the UK.



This event is designed to highlight and show case the culturally diverse talent in the UK and encourages new acts.



The aim is to be fully inclusive and allow any one young or old to perform.



The venue offers a huge amount of space indoor and out set in Victoria Park itself.



Artists wishing to perform on the main stage must register by calling James on 07821250646.



Artists wishing to perform to the crowds or at tables should make themselves known to staff on the day.



There will be many side attractions at this positively child friendly event including a bouncy castle, artists and face painting.



Great food will be available.



The event will be twinned with a similar event in Barcelona.



Winners will get the opportunity to travel and perform in some of the Catalonian Capital鈥檚 grand venues.



Admission and registration are free to all.



For further information contact James on 07821250646 or email info@streetperformersuk.org



Close up magicains needed anyone interested?imax theatre



that sounds so cool and like so much fun but unfortuanetly i live in the us so i cant come@

Im a US citizen married to a Filipina in the Phils. Am I legally married in the U.S. Spousal visa is

I have been given so much incorrect information on the entire subject of a spousal or fiance visa that i am obliged to comment that the procedures are clearly stated on the Homeland Security web site. www.uscis.gov . Form I-130 (spousal visa) and I-129F (fiance visa) are easily downloaded along with explicit instructions for completing them. Presently it is taking about 6 months for the Fiance Visa and 7 months for the Spousal Visa. The processing time are show on that site and are updated monthly. However, that is not my question. I only offer it because of the misinforrmation i have seen here. Also the above information pertains to the Philippines only. The United States does not recognize marriages performed in every country in the world. It does recognize marriages performed in some countries. Does anyone know for a fact if the United States does or does not recognize marriages performed in the Philippines. Thank You



Im a US citizen married to a Filipina in the Phils. Am I legally married in the U.S. Spousal visa is pending,?shows



If it is lawful in the Phillipines, it is lawful in the US. (provided you are of age and legally divorced etc.) Get an apostiled copy of the marriage certificate and a certified translation.



Im a US citizen married to a Filipina in the Phils. Am I legally married in the U.S. Spousal visa is pending,?comedy show opera theater



Yes, they sure recognized mine.

Solo performance in acting?

elo my school is having a talent show and am perfrming solo on stage mainly i was goin to sing but o ur drama teacher (organiser) said am better off acting .



he told me to recite a peom like i mearnt it and i did,



i was in the talent show for acting gr8 right?



only problem is i have no idea what to perform solo in acting do u have any plays perfromed solo



in mind plise help!!



thnks



Solo performance in acting?concert venue



There are alot of great one man shows! I would recommend doing something funny! Everyone loves comedy!



Steve Martin and Denis Leary have great routines you can probabley find very easily. Also look at www.dramatists.com and see what catches your eye! Good luck!

Please help me?

WHen a gray body female fruit flies are crossed with yellow-bodied male fruit flies the result of f1 generation is gray.



When the reciprocal of the cross(yellow females x gray males) is performed the f1 females are again gray... explain these results: include punnett square show gametes produced by parents and the genotypes expected in the f1 generation for each of these crosses......please help i confused



Please help me?performing shows



in the first case the female is homozygous gray on the x chromosome



X^G X^G crossed with a yellow male X^g Y



offspring are X^G X^g or X^G Y in the second cross the female is X^g X^g and the male is X^G Y he can only give X^G to his female offspring and hence all tahe female flies will be grey in color but the males will be yellow.

25 facts of life...a bit long but very very true!!!!!!?

1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.



2. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.



3. People who feel the need to tell you that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling you that they have no sense of humor.



4. The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.



5. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.



6. A penny saved is worthless.



7. They can hold all the peace talks they want, but there will never be peace in the Middle East. Billions of years from now, when Earth is hurtling toward the Sun and there is nothing left alive on the planet except a few microorganisms, the microorganisms living in the Middle East will be bitter enemies.



8. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.



9. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.



10. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.



11. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."



12. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.



13. There apparently exists, somewhere in Los Angeles, a computer that generates concepts for television sitcoms. When TV executives need a new concept, they turn on this computer; after sorting through millions of possible plot premises, it spits out, "THREE QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT," and the executives turn this concept into a show. The next time they need an idea, the computer spits out, "SIX QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT." Then the next time, it spits out, "FOUR QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT." And so on. We need to locate this computer and destroy it with hammers.



14. Nobody is normal.



15. At least once per year, some group of scientists will become very excited and announce that:



* The universe is even bigger than they thought!



* There are even more subatomic particles than they thought!



* Whatever they announced last year about global warming is wrong.



16. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."



17. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.



18. The value of advertising is that it tells you the exact opposite of what the advertiser actually thinks. For example:



* If the advertisement says "This is not your father's Oldsmobile," the advertiser is desperately concerned that this Oldsmobile, like all other Oldsmobiles, appeals primarily to old farts like your father.



* If Coke and Pepsi spend billions of dollars to convince you that there are significant differences between these two products, both companies realize that Pepsi and Coke are virtually identical.



* If the advertisement strongly suggests that Nike shoes enable athletes to perform amazing feats, Nike wants you to disregard the fact that shoe brand is unrelated to athletic ability.



* If Budweiser runs an elaborate advertising campaign stressing the critical importance of a beer's "born-on" date, Budweiser knows this factor has virtually nothing to do with how good a beer tastes.



19. If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will not use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.



20. You should not confuse your career with your life.



21. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.



22. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.



23. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.



24. Your friends love you anyway.



25. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.



25 facts of life...a bit long but very very true!!!!!!?regal theater



very good!!! i liked it!!!! have a star!!!!



25 facts of life...a bit long but very very true!!!!!!?performing art center opera theater



verry cool
awesome!
like it .lol
very interesting
Ha ha true.!!!



Good ones on that list.!!!



Cheers again.!!
cool, have you noticed that they same people answer all the same questions in jokes and riddles.
cool but the first 2 are wrong. sorry. there were lots of helicopters in We Were Soldiers, which happened to be a great movie. and Daylight savings was made to save electricity, save energy.
ha ha ha funny



thanks for a laugh



10/10
Very Good!

 
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